- RT @PFTompkins: Just got hi-5'd by a man for wearing a Phillies hat. As I walked away he referred to me as a "Paul F Tompkins-lookin' mothe… 3 hours ago
- My new favorite endorsement: "I like your jokes, man. They're, like, complicated. But not *too* complicated." 11 hours ago
- "Alright. We're going to be quiet during this next test..." -- the medical assistant, politely telling me my jokes were no longer welcome 11 hours ago
- I look like Ernie when I smile. Usually, I have Resting Bert Face.yesterday
- Apparently been 45 pounds since I last wore this jacket. https://t.co/MzOGdsifmcyesterday
31
July
2016
In Spite Of Hit #1- Thank You
I guess if there’s anything I’d want to say about this weekend it’s thank you for supporting your local, no-name comedian. Most people have tight...