- My version of the American Dream is to become so insanely wealthy that my crazy behavior will be dismissed as joyful eccentricities. 2 hours ago
- Wouldn't it be nice if we could afford one of those fancy genius-breakdowns? In bed for 3 years? These Walking Breakdowns are just the pits. 2 hours ago
- My wife ain't messing around this gift-giving season. She literally left a jewelry catalog's ripped page folded on my wallet.yesterday
- Y'ever accidentally buy the thick rolls of toilet paper and then feel like a family of ogres?yesterday
- Returning a 9-foot inflatable Holiday Minion for the front yard because 1/4 of our family thinks it's for the best.yesterday
31 July 2016
I guess if there’s anything I’d want to say about this weekend it’s thank you for supporting your local, no-name comedian. Most people have tight...