- Just realized I AM Homer. Dad's stuck in a home, my stupidity makes others laugh and my successful brother reminds me of Danny DeVito. 11 hours ago
- I can't believe we got a dog and it never occurred to me to name him Ubu. 11 hours ago
- 44. That's pretty good. Only took us 240 years to run out of presidents. 14 hours ago
- Y'know, I had always assumed that the game was rigged. I guess I had just hoped that they respected us enough to be less transparent. 15 hours ago
30 December 2015
My boys really enjoyed the new Star Wars. We knew it would be a part of our family’s story (a memorable part of our 2015...