- If I'm being totally honest, I still haven't watched all of the Robin Williams movies I bought two years ago. 8 hours ago
- I'm older than I think I am and much younger than I feel. 9 hours ago
- Woke up exhausted, irritable, and uninspired. Welp, leaving the house early and dealing with other tired, angry people ought to help. 9 hours ago
- I told my wife that when I look at her I still see the 20 year-old girl I fell in love with and apparently that's the wrong thing to say. 21 hours ago
- My absolute favorite grocery store dynamic is the super talkative cashier and the seething bagger who's sick of that cashier's bullshit.yesterday
31 July 2016
I guess if there’s anything I’d want to say about this weekend it’s thank you for supporting your local, no-name comedian. Most people have tight...