- I was in charge of two large pizzas and three dozen cupcakes today. Willpower 99% intact. 37 minutes ago
- Forget cupcakes. Kids don't eat the cake part anyway. Next birthday, I'm just showing up to school with two pastry bags filled with icing. 4 hours ago
- I'd like to thank Amanda Austin and DCH for hosting this afternoon's awesome show for the good people at Willis Towers Watson. So much fun. 6 hours ago
- "Don't worry, Son. At least the gift with the worst wrapping is just new sheets." 21 hours ago
- My kid's a really good storyteller like Keyser Söze. 21 hours ago
31 July 2016
I guess if there’s anything I’d want to say about this weekend it’s thank you for supporting your local, no-name comedian. Most people have tight...