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12 January 2018

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I promised myself years ago that I would quit standup if I found myself doing the exact same set in the same venue over and...

31 July 2016

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I guess if there’s anything I’d want to say about this weekend it’s thank you for supporting your local, no-name comedian. Most people have tight...

22 July 2016

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As a parent, you are constantly being reminded to absorb and delight in every waking moment. Strangers will tell you how you should feel. They...

RT @whitecotton: Check out my new (and now very legal friendly) album "Monster Ballads" on iTunes! If you dig it, give it a RT. It helps an… 21 hours ago
RT @MrGeorgeWallace: It's important to remember that there are still lots of kinds of lettuce that aren't tryin' to kill us and whatnot. 22 hours ago
@MarkAgee They all think they’re “fixers” like John Wick, never realizing they’re all the Russian dude’s son.yesterday
“Huge discount at the party store. Don’t get mad.” — my texts to my wife where I feel the most like Homeryesterday
RT @MazJobrani: Dallas! I’m back @AddisonImprov in a few weeks with @aaroncomedian Been a couple of years since I was there. Thursday show…yesterday